Late Night Letter
David,
It was brought to my attention this afternoon that I have acquired your company. Congratulations. I made myself get through as much of your press conference as I could, and I was very pleased as it looks like there is significant room for immediate improvement. Alas, I must go do something that is important. However, I do look forward to our next conversation at your end of year performance review meeting that will take place between you and my new assistant Paul.
Shalom,
Mr. Chernin